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"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Your stress is stress-related.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

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Neurotics in the tropics

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"

"Well, how can I help cure your severe hypochondria if you keep cancelling appointments due to illness?"

'I'm not convinced you need tranquillizers to switch phone provider.'

"I feel we're making progress."

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

Number Phobia.

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Break in Case of Emergency.

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

'This could end up costing a lot more than I thought -- your disease is psychocomatic!'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"I'm sorry, I always fall to pieces at interviews."

'Lost my investor's confidence.'

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A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

"You'll be fine, just act like you know what you're doing - that's what everyone else does."