Anxiety Baker Mugs

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

"Please don't kill me."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Neurotics in the tropics

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"O.K., class, next we'll pound out the dough until that ungrateful, self-centered son of a bitch realizes he's not the center of the world, and maybe, just maybe, he doesn't deserve an attractive, well-educated woman with a wonderful sense of humor."

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"I'm sorry, I always fall to pieces at interviews."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'Has the news finished yet?'

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

"A mouse! A mouse!"

"Did we turn off the stove?"

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

Why hamsters don't sleep at night.

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

'Did I get this right? You fear that there's a hedge fund manager in your cupboard ready to take over your company at the first opportunity?'

"It's just another birthday. . ."

'Hey, it's all right - we're ALL afraid of vacuum cleaners.'

"If anything happens, Janice, I love you."

'It's only hypochondria, but it's a very virulent FORM of it.'

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"