Antivirus Advocate Pillows

"Mom, can we get a pet so I can use its name in answering a password security question?"

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

The Anti-Agent

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

AI Safety Officer

"Yes, I'm alone."

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

Police Statetion

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Employee of the Month

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Privacy

CCTV in church.