Anti-wrinkle Warrior T-Shirts

Male grooming.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

To do before Saturday...

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"I told him he should have trained more."

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

Mod Kwan Doh

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Valleyview diet clinic

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Shrink

"No surgery. I'm just trying to hide a pimple."

"Ready to head back?"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Botox sharpei

Woman and scales.

The real reason salad aids weight loss

'If you want your diet to work, you're going to have to take the wheels off your refrigerator.'

Life on Earth - My soul is thin.

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'