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Impersonal computer
Hate Platforms
"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."
'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'
The Proust of Twitter
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don
"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."
Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media
"Will follow you on social media for food."
Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.
"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."
'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'
"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."
'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'
"Fact amnesty"
"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."
Social media and censorship...
'Twitter for goldfish.'
"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."
Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.
"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"
'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'
Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo
"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"
The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'
"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."
#notblessed
"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."
Facelook
'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'
'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'
'After analyzing 5 petabytes of Facebook data and 800 million tweets we were able to conclude that our customers are idiots.'
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