Anti-snobbery Advocate Pillows

Anything Goes Cafe: No shoes, no shirt - come on in

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Smokey The Tree"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Sober Tooth Tiger

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

'racism is the new black.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

The new boy was teased for being different.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'New money or old money?'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

The smoking Gun

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'