Anti-snobbery Advocate Pillows

Anything Goes Cafe: No shoes, no shirt - come on in

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Smokey The Tree"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

Sober Tooth Tiger

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'racism is the new black.'

The new boy was teased for being different.

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'New money or old money?'

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

The smoking Gun

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

'The review said drinking this wine is like drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame.'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."