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"Me? – Oh, I came here to escape Amazon's automated phone calls..."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"Mush on."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

Number Phobia.

'Careful,dear- don't order anything you can't pronounce.'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

'The Chef's Salad isn't available today. She ate it herself.'

"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

'I would go with salmon on this one.'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"'No' to that, too, eh? Then, may I suggest something we were going to throw out?"

"Which entrée raises the fewest ethical issues?"

Highway project

"We've gotta move on, I can't digest this stuff!"