Anti-pop-up Warriors Pillows

"You no longer wish to view our special offers? Turn off your computer."

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

Your computer is not fully protected...

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'No offense, but your design of our pop-up may have a few flaws.'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

A xmas tree pops out of a book on trees

"Stop the commercialisation of football!!!"

Computer frustration

"...I hate mainstream music."

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

I came up here because I got tired of being targeted by advertisers.

"Just throw the stick...there is no remote control."

Junk food...

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

"Just sitting here waiting for Facebook to go away."

Gluten Cafe - For the rest of us.

TV Kill

'I'll buy this only if the store opens the X@!!! plastic clam shell packaging for me!!!'