Anti-platitudes Advocate Mugs

"Get angry and go apes**t."

Hate Platforms

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

A Truism's Journey

'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

Live, Love, Laugh, Loathe.

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"Can we not argue in public? Buzz me up and let's discuss this calmly."

'Don't ask for anything.'

Back in the old days, when mob rule etiquette counted for something.

Piece of dove.

I'm BAD deal with it

The last ever war artist.

"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

Give peace a chance: 'It's been done.'

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Make love and not war

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

War

'What's the one little word you've forgotten?'

"Tell us again about civil discourse. We promise not to laugh this time."