Anti-authority Advocate Mugs

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Punk Reindeer

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Punkcakes

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"In a cost-cutting measure, Trump eliminated the federal program to eliminate federal programs."

Panel with Experts to be broken in case of emergency

"Why would I upload my files to a computer?"

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Capitalism sinks while Karl Marx's Capital stays afloat.

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'It's not easy running an organization like this -- you have to be really tactful.'

Boy teasing a guard

Skeleton in the Office

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

Two men having an argument.

Mobile Bans

'She is not Amish, we just wont buy her a cell phone.'

Triple Witching Hour in Apartment 3-K.

I'm a craftsman but no one can afford to pay me anymore. Please help.

'I want a welcome mat that says 'Go Away'.'

TV Kill

The Luddite Society

Trump's Christmas

"Health warnings and plain packaging are a waste of money... do they think we're stupid?!"