Anti-pester Brigade Gifts

It's that danged telemarketer again.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Brownie Points

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Dream Advertisements.

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

"You crushed it!"

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

"You should've called me sooner!"

"I think you're going to need a bigger trap, dear!"

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

White Cliffs of Dover

Deer are ruining your garden. I can't stand hurting them. You don't mind bashing squirrels, smashing slugs or trapping groundhogs. But deer are sooo adorable. Oh, great. Survival of the cutest.

A Better Mouth-Tap

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

"Don't do it! You've got so much to live for!"

"You should've called me sooner!"

'Yo, my man! Check it out! Great seats next to the queen!!'

Kids on board

"It's like skydiving."

The West Nile Mosquito meets the East Delaware Swatter.

Strip club.

Mousetrap stall.

Exterminators

'I felt a little silly at first, but it sure keeps the silly bugs away.'

Slug 3-D movies

And he did, and they did.