Anti-oscars Club Member Mugs

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'I hate Mondays.'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Tom Hanks

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

May I have the envelope, please?

Oscars 2024

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

"What next?" "Don't tell me."

Oscars

"This should be interesting. . . they're giving an acting award for best political lie. . ."

Will Smith's Oscar

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Things can only get worse...

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

Family Tree DNA Test

No atheists in Heaven.

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'

'How do I know you're legit?'

What is an expert?