Anti-noise Champion Pillows

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

At the rock concert...

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Election Cancelling Headphones

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

'You can't come in to play unless you wear cushions on your feet - My Dad's got a headache!'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

'Not while I am the librarian.'

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

"There's a huge crowd of people on the lawn demanding that you stop snoring!"

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

"Don't you find the ringing of one's mobile phone most annoyingly irritating, Terence, my good fellow?"

Noise pollution

Wrapper Crinkling Area

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

'I'm not stressed by the belated and crowded subway. I'm stressed by all the stupid mobile conversations I was forced to listen to!'

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

"You mind keeping it down?"

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

"Not everyone wants to listen to your audio-book."

Honk if you hate noise pollution.

'I said - we can't even cover our ears!'

'In heaven, the angels play their harps continuously.'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

Noisy neighbours.

'Would you mind putting your party on vibrate!?'