Anti-mainstream Advocates Gifts

"...I hate mainstream music."

Punk Reindeer

The Mainstream

"All other letters have been disallowed."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

'Their ruling's all about Freedom of Speech...which allows us to say, 'We have the right to influence elections''

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Black Friday

Violent Rhetoric

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

Muslim Screening Test

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

Authoritarian capitalism

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'I need to get away from my desk for a while. If anyone needs me I'll be out in the hall thumping my nose at authority.'

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

Just Because You Have Free Speech Doesn't Mean You Should Speak Freely

"How rude! Violence has never thwarted fascists!"

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'Want me to pay for their contraceptives, do they? Prostitutes is what they are!! Bah!! Elitist Sluts!'

The Freedom of the Press.

'Don't give me a seat next to any pesky kids!'

"No nudity, no foul language, no commentary, no science, no history, no opinions - they're perfect!"

"How do you feel about the president designating us terrorists?"

"Well, your holiness, I think that's very unfair. . ."

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

It Could Never Happen Here

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."