Anti-hoarder Prints

How to cut down clutter: Don't buy stuff.

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

'It just happens that all my heroes are anti-heroes.'

"Honey, are you hoarding lawyers again?"

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

The Dark Side of the Lone Ranger

"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'If it's my food supply for the winter then its different from hoarding.'

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

Bad News Headlines: War in Iraq...Largest Peace Time Deficit.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"We saved all your old diapers."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'These blinders help block out banner ads.'

"After this, we'll set down some traps. That should deal with the rest of them."

"Oh, it's not food, it's my money: I don't trust banks..."

"Constipated, what a *#*##**# joke!!"

"Even though I wasn't making a big salary, I always saved ten percent of my messages."

'Look what the neighbors were selling!'