Little Hoarder Prints

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Small child checks out a book.

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"It's the dog."

"When I opened my cupboards at home they were full of junk food, when I opened my mailbox it was full of junk mail. I'm always afraid to open my portfolio balance."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

'It was a gift.'

Young Geeks.

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Junk Mail.

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

"Just two more outfits. . .Then I'll jump."

Everyday is cyber Monday.

'Still saving money to finish that nose job eh?'

Ants take cheese and grater