Anti-hipster Hero Mugs

Come in here if you don't like....

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Old rocker.

Spontaneous Kombucha

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Wilson, this company needs to be better in touch with today's youth. Pierce your nipples and have a report on my desk by Monday.'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Gangsta wrap.

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Hipster Police Department

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Hipster Coffee

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."