Anti-exercise Advocate Pillows

Let your loved one kick back in style with our cozy pillows. Ideal for the anti-exercise enthusiast who appreciates humor and comfort after a long, relaxed day.

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"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!" mockup

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

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"I've always believed that running is for cowards."

"I've always believed that running is for cowards." mockup

"I've always believed that running is for cowards."

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An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise in a car at a gym.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise in a car at a gym. mockup

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise in a car at a gym.

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'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?' mockup

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

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"It's true: no more burpees."

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"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights." mockup

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?" mockup

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

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"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!" mockup

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

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"You need to lose 20 cable channels." mockup

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

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'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.' mockup

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

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"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise." mockup

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

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'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.' mockup

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

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'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.' mockup

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

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And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

And this model comes with a fitness tracker. mockup

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

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'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!' mockup

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

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"Will I still be able to not exercise?" mockup

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

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'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.' mockup

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

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"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

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