Anti-caravanery Advocate Mugs

The Anti Caravan Club of Great Britain.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Climate Crisis

100% carbon neutral

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Government a la Carte

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Water company bonus.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)