"It took me 15 minutes to shop, and thanks to only one cash register being open, it took me 20 minutes to check out. No wonder why people like shopping online."
Anti-line Advocate Mugs
Start their day with a boost of anti-line advocacy humor. Our mugs feature clever designs that challenge conformity and celebrate individuality—perfect for anyone who loves to make a statement over coffee.
"It's official"..."It's a drought!"
The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope
Humans...What is their purpose?
Nature versus commerce.
'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'
New Road Signs to Watch For:
"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"
'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'
"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"
"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"
"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
Government a la Carte
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"
Climate Crisis
"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"
'I blame global warming!'
"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."
Water company bonus.
"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"
"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"
"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."
Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.
If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.
"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."
What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!
"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."
NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'
Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...
"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"
Rubbish Carousel
"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"
Deforestation.
Anti-line Advocate Mugs Collection
Anti-line Advocate Pillows
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Anti-line Advocate Prints
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Anti-line Advocate T-Shirts
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