Anti-fur Advocate Mugs

'Come in, my dear . . .omigosh, is that riding hood trimmed in wolf fur?'

'Remember me?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"The emotional support goes both ways."

Living with a cataholic.

The new spirit of cooperation between loggers and Greenpeace

"You are one sick rabbit."

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"The meaning of life is cats."

On the red carpet

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

Fur'niture

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

When did the songbirds switch to a talk radio format? The squirrel lobby! The squirrel lobby is killing the nation! You said it, Jimbo.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

"Smack, nibble... look at all this garbage! People like to go for a walk in nature but the fill it with trash. They have no manners at all..."

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

"What?"

Catsulation

'I swerved to avoid a squirrel and hit a police car.'