Anti-fur Advocate Mugs

'Come in, my dear . . .omigosh, is that riding hood trimmed in wolf fur?'

'Remember me?'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Living with a cataholic.

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"You are one sick rabbit."

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"The meaning of life is cats."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"I'm afraid I've gotten dog hair all over you."

Fur'niture

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"Smack, nibble... look at all this garbage! People like to go for a walk in nature but the fill it with trash. They have no manners at all..."

"What?"

"I think you should know - you're adopted."

'My wife wanted a fur coat so, for her birthday, I got her a starter kit.'

'It's a survival trick: I'm making sure the fur-traders have no interest in my hide...'

Fur Coat and Turtle Neck Protest.

'Running from the anti-fur activists gives me a great workout.'

Catsulation

The Cat Lady

'I swerved to avoid a squirrel and hit a police car.'