Anti-aging Fan T-Shirts

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

Best before 65 million BC.

Multi-Generational Books

'Man...You age great!'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Adult Barbershop

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Hairstyles

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"He's got a great future behind him!"

Tortoise polishing his shell

FedRex

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

"My bottom went to sleep."

"I just stood up and nothing hurt... Am I dead?"

"I've decided to start groaning every time I have to move my body a little bit."

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

Turning eighty? Come on, you're still a youngster: I'll turn one hundred and twenty next month...

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'