Anthill Gifts

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Here's MY information highway!'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Likes: $2.

Wifi in Hell

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

The World Wide Web.

Obsession with the Internet.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Did you get my tweet?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

I.T. Fear

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.