Anthem Discussion Debater T-Shirts

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Now that's a win."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Like Minded

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."