Theological Debater T-Shirts

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'Atheists I can put up with — it's those wishy-washy agnostics I can't stand!'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"He really isn't bad, per se, but he is kind of a jerk."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"This'll show the Theology Department."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'Ok Preacher, here's the deal. You back off I back off, and everyone is happy...'

Worst. God. Ever.

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'