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Look! A streaker!

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Pushy Dog

The melting polar ice caps

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"