Anorak Collector Pillows

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Out of kilter.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Football supporters.

S**t Threw a Goose

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

Don't you like it, Dad?

Scarecrow

"You're getting too much fiber."

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

"Look what we found yesterday when we were cleaning out the attic."

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

Squirrel Time Share Tree

Oliver's reception by Fagin and the boys

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the letter O's contain a happy face.'