Anorak Collector Pillows

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Out of kilter.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Football supporters.

S**t Threw a Goose

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

'I've been knocking for ages!'

'Take us to your chief emoticon.'

Don't you like it, Dad?

'Of coure you're the only girl I've ever kissed,on a desert island,that is.'

"You're getting too much fiber."

Squirrel Time Share Tree

"I dreamt I was on a desert island with seven starving women."

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

Scarecrow

"Look what we found yesterday when we were cleaning out the attic."

Oliver's reception by Fagin and the boys

'We thought gnomes would be a little common'.

'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the letter O's contain a happy face.'