Anonymous Feedback Aficionado Gifts

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Giving feedback is a complex process.

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

Suggestion Box

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Great coaching is about being specific with feedback.

Customer Complaints - "Thank you, Thompson, for collecting the statistics."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

Musician feedback card

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

How's my Sermon . . .

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

GPC negotiators will only take on 'merited criticism'.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

"He's not good with criticism."