Anniversary Of Legalization Of Same-sex Marriage Mugs

"To show our support for same-sex-marriage....I've booked you in for the operation."

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Sermon Applause.

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"That was a long three hours! I didn't know you had an extended service plan."

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"At least our son is marrying a doctor!"

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

Domestic Pardners

"She was a rescue."

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

Happy Valentine's Day

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

Same Sex Wedding

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

'Awesome erosion!'