Anniversary Of Journalism Career T-Shirts

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

Dating is so expensive...

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

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Things I love about Powell River...

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"Regular service or affected?"

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"I propose we build a panic room."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

A Journalist's Weapons

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

'We're encouraged to be individuals here - look, there's a menu of three personality types to choose from.'

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"