Anniversary Of Journalism Career Pillows

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

"This next one's another oldie."

Dating is so expensive...

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Mark Zuckerberg

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Best Seller

"Regular service or affected?"

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Things I love about Powell River...

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

A Journalist's Weapons

"I propose we build a panic room."

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

'We're encouraged to be individuals here - look, there's a menu of three personality types to choose from.'

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"