Anniversary Of Hurricane Sandy T-Shirts

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

Saved...life is good!

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

COVID Road Map

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

Authorization for the Use of Farce

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

Bubbling

Hot New Talk Shows!

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

Proxy War Redux

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

WW100

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Real Time vs Emotional Time

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Even Godzilla is taking precautions!

Lady votes using her facemask.

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

Stay apart & stay happy

"Isn't this wonderful darling, having the whole family around the telly again. . ."

"How many days have we been like this?"

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Lockdown has wreaked havoc with my diet!

Isolated fish

January and February 1998

Six feet and a smile

"This next one is for all the people who did the right thing and stayed home."