Rescue Anniversary T-Shirts

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

Saved...life is good!

"Our war is against cancer."

Foster failure

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Dating is so expensive...

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Pearly King and Queen

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"She was a rescue."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"There goes your father again... luckily we have a rescue cat."

The hostage rescue team

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

Proxy War Redux

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'You told me you'd spend your whole life trying to make me happy.' 'I didn't expect to live this long.'

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.