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"No, I don't think they are talking about the economy."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Sulk Shows

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'He started it!'

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

"You always insist on having the last word!" "Sorry!"

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Mixed marriage: food fight

Unsocial Networking.

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

"To be fair, Martha, you started it."

"My concession speech will be brief. You win."

"We're TV pundits debating the issues."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Cockfight of words

"How can we have an intelligent debate with you constantly butting in. . .??"

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'