Animalenthusiast Mugs

'I'm afraid you've contracted one of the more literal strains of human rhinovirus.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Mardi Gras

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Barks in code.

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"You're such a good listener."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"