Animalenthusiast Prints

'I'm afraid you've contracted one of the more literal strains of human rhinovirus.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Mardi Gras

Barks in code.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Quick, start the car!"

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You're such a good listener."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."