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Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Ever eat a bird?"

Funky Facts: Cats

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'There are facts,there are factoids, and there are just plain fun facts.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

'I'm like you guys only, I s**t ten times my body weight!'

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

'I told you! One life - That's all they got!'

"At the time of the incident, I was employed in the Dunbar house as a pet."

"Bad dog."

"Look closer, it's right under your beak."

'Does he bite?'

A Mosquito has 47 teeth.

'You'll find this ideal for brushing the dust off that set of encyclopaedias I sold you last week.'

'I can forgive you, Nichole - but I can never forget.'

Pets past...Did you know?

Chicken Nugget

Why snails rarely come to blows - A wise guy, eh! Well, I dare you to come over here and say that.

The natural colour of the flamingo is not pink. Flamingos are coloured by their food; blue-green algae that turns pink when digested.

A chameleon takes on the colour of it's background even if it can't see. A totally blind chameleon placed on a blue cloth still turns blue.

Funk Facts:Cows.