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'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Zoo.

Mardi Gras

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The hyenas started it."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Cling-On Dog

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Cat in a flap

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"