Animal School Fan Prints

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I'm a monster."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Boarway Show

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'We should talk more.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Charlotte's web-cam'