Fictional Animal Fan Prints

Extinct Animals

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I'm a monster."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"I like the idea of becoming a prosecutor: charging people appeals to me..."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Have you noticed how the grass is always greener on the other side?'

Boarway Show

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."