Animal Rivalry Prints

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"On scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being 'can't live without him', how close were you to the cat?"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Agility God

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

Best in Heat.

Doggie Bowl Drill

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

Strikeout Dog

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Dog: 'I'm a dog!' Cat: 'Nobody cares!'

"So how come he gets to stay inside and do his business?"

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

Dog show success

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!