Playful Pet Rivalry Prints

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Cat Romance

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Newspaper headline is CUTE PUPPY RESCUED. Cat says: 'Sigh! It's all bad news in the papers, isn't it?'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'Bone appetit!'

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Strikeout Dog

Sick Exhibitionist

Dog makes cats float with helium.

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Lost CatCat Found.

'Best friend? I hardly know the man!'

Mixing Duty with Pleasure

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

"The mainstream media has entered into a global conspiracy to make us less popular than dogs."

Nuke mouse.

"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."

Dog's bowl next to cat litter.

Some conflicts never get resolved.

"You mind if we take a little break from playing frisbee?"

'What do you think? Surge or escalation?'

"There's more than one way to skin a cat!" - Book signing.