Animal Ride Skeptic Prints

man refusing pony ride at the seaside

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"When you promised me a lift home...."

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

Horse accidents

'Hello? Animal control?'

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

Fairground wheel operated by giant mouse

"Same thing every year, I tell Santa I want my balls back, and I get a freaking stuffed animal."

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

A highway is littered with animated Deer Crossing signs.

'There's probably no dog.'

"Now remember, act normal!"

Giraffe using a snorkel while fishing.

Circus Act

"No thanks. I've started rolling my own"

"Sorry, you're a good character actor, but you don't have the physique to be the hero's horse. I can give you the trusted pack-horse role though..."

Penelope Rides Again

'OK, OK! I'll shoot your husband! But I won't do it purely for sport or to stock my freezer! I'll do it because I want to be with you!'

'Hey,NUKKA! Looks like we have some NEW neighbours!'

Cat lover responding to dog like a cat.

Elephant aids tiger in it's quest for human meat.

"Wild Cat Strike"

"When I said you could write a paper for extra credit, I was open to almost anything...and then you handed in 'Fifty Millon Cajillion Ways I Hate Dogs'."

"If he presses the first lever, some food comes out; the second level, some candy comes out; the third lever, a female mouse comes out. After a week, he's looking for another lever."

"I'm telling you, that thing's a death trap."

'I want to cancel my subscription to the world wildlife fund.'

End of roller coaster ride with sick looking people. One asks 'Fish and chips anyone?'