Animal Ride Skeptic Pillows

man refusing pony ride at the seaside

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"I knew something didn't sound right!"

"When you promised me a lift home...."

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

Horse accidents

'Hello? Animal control?'

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

Fairground wheel operated by giant mouse

"I had to decide—am I living for the American Kennel Club, or am I living for me?"

"Same thing every year, I tell Santa I want my balls back, and I get a freaking stuffed animal."

A highway is littered with animated Deer Crossing signs.

'How about a bike ride?' 'Nah, the seat hurts my butt, and I'd have to put air in the tires, and I'd have to put shorts on so my pant leg doesn't get caught and...' 'And you'd have to get up.' 'And I'd have to get up.'

'There's probably no dog.'

"Now remember, act normal!"

Giraffe using a snorkel while fishing.

"Sorry, you're a good character actor, but you don't have the physique to be the hero's horse. I can give you the trusted pack-horse role though..."

Penelope Rides Again

"No thanks. I've started rolling my own"

Circus Act

Asking To Be Robbed

'Hey,NUKKA! Looks like we have some NEW neighbours!'

"Wild Cat Strike"

Elephant aids tiger in it's quest for human meat.

'OK, OK! I'll shoot your husband! But I won't do it purely for sport or to stock my freezer! I'll do it because I want to be with you!'

Cat lover responding to dog like a cat.

"When I said you could write a paper for extra credit, I was open to almost anything...and then you handed in 'Fifty Millon Cajillion Ways I Hate Dogs'."

Cold

"If he presses the first lever, some food comes out; the second level, some candy comes out; the third lever, a female mouse comes out. After a week, he's looking for another lever."

"I'm telling you, that thing's a death trap."

Tunnel of aging

'I want to cancel my subscription to the world wildlife fund.'