Advocate For Animal Antics Prints

"Wild Cat Strike"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Skipping Horse

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'Bert's dog training.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

The Golfing Accident

Social Distancing Club

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"I have no thumbs."