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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Pick me!"

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

A day at the transgenic races

Bears going water skiing.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Koala

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I think we may be related!"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Strainspotting

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Literary Canines.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'I found him on the internet.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."