Animal Music Explorer Gifts

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Theorbo

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

Dog on a harp

Animal Band.

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Bass Clef

'Awesome!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

cool seagull plays electric piano

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

A man playing on an elephant

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

"HOWL!"

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

'Can I play the violin? I don't know, I've never tried.'

"Since it's Hispanic Heritage Month...I want you guys to hear the old traditional songs I listened to as a boy!"

Deadheads searching for a new band!

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"I'm in a band."

'That's it! The lost chord!'