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"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Theorbo

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

Dog on a harp

Animal Band.

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Bass Clef

'Awesome!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

cool seagull plays electric piano

"HOWL!"

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

A man playing on an elephant

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

Gypsy busker

'That's it! The lost chord!'

Overused Animal Cliches

"I need you to honk."

'Can I play the violin? I don't know, I've never tried.'

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '