Animal Meeting Fans T-Shirts

'Our first order of business is to find where the peanuts are kept.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

E-Baying @ The Moon

Wolf Karaoke

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"The unlucky lemming"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"She's a miniature."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Mating rituals

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

"It is my place!"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I'm a monster."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Happy birthday Darling!

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Boarway Show

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."