Animal Lover With A Conscience T-Shirts

'Humans are odd. They feed animals but let their own kids die of hunger.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Actually I never loved you."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Animal rescue center

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

Chippunks

Rattache

Animal worries.

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"Definitely work-related."

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Tropical Cow Tank

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

"We raise our beef humanely."

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."