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'Humans are odd. They feed animals but let their own kids die of hunger.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Actually I never loved you."

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

Rattache

Animal worries.

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Animal rescue center

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

Chippunks

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"Definitely work-related."

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

Tropical Cow Tank

"We raise our beef humanely."